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Alligator Forceps 10"
Zoom in on the tip of these forceps to see the business end.
A great seller that continues to amaze! We're continually surprised by the demand for our odd-shaped forceps. Folks use them to tie flies, tune pianos, study stamps, thread needles, extract fish hooks, repair aortas...well, maybe not the latter.
Apparently difficult to make, our supplier is frequently out, so if you see them posted here, don't wait until your next piano tuning job to buy them. By the way, if you have a peculiar use in mind, not listed here, let us know!
Stainless steel. A genuine Third World surgical tool.
...and speaking of alligators:
A friend just sent a photo of an official Florida road sign which read
BEWARE ALLIGATOR MATING SEASON
Beneath it, someone had attached a second hand-written sign reading
IF ATTACKED FAKE ORGASM






