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Leave your drying-off concerns behind you...literally! There's nothing worse than drying off after a shower and forgetting which part of the towel you used on your butt. Well, worry no more with our awesome Butt-Face Towel.

Each Towel is made of 100% cotton and measures 2'x4'. Half is Chaste White and devoted to your delicate regions...face, hair, knees, elbows and toes. The other half...a manly Chocolate Brown...goes right to work in less "dependable" areas.

The ButtFace Towel may one day gain fame as a marriage saver. But why wait? Nobody's perfect!

A bit of caution...the photo of the towel, supplied by the manufacturer, makes it appear larger than its true size of 24" x 48".

Click here to link to our Butt Face soap bars.