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Erase Your Past Tea
Guaranteed to bury your past so far down, not even your shrink will find it! Are there things you've done in the past that still make you cringe? Like the time you took mushrooms at a family function and said weird stuff to your mom? Or that entire year in the 90's when you wore acid wash jeans? Perhaps you got a drunk tattoo or repeatedly pierced unusual parts of your body?
This tea won't lift the ink off your body and we're not claiming to remove life's scars, but the well-known cleansing properties of our tea will definitely start to sweep out the deep recesses of your mind. Sure, you're right, we can't make you have better hair in old family photos and we can't make sex tapes go away, but we certainly can do our best to help wash away unwanted memories.
That's a promise.
Erase Your Past Tea. 16 Tea Bags. Oolong with orange.






