Hero's Welcome - A Vermont Country Store featuring vermont gifts, vermont-made products, adirondack chairs, the dosacaffee espresso machine, and much more!

 Did someone discover these immortal words, chiseled in Egyptian Hieroglyphs?  Did we miss the press announcement that the secret to pleasing men and women had finally been unraveled?

No matter, they've been reprinted on our cocktail napkins, so you can write your own  history!

How to please a woman:  Love her. Die for her. Take her to dinner. Miss the football for her. Be interested in what she has to say.

How to please a man:  Show up naked and bring beer.

We offer these cocktail napkins in packs of two, twenty to each pack.