I Kissed a Democrat Gum
Below are the available bulk discount rates for each individual item when you purchase a certain amount
- Buy 4 or above and get $1.00 off
Sometimes lust trumps politics.
If you have accidentally gone to First Base with a Left Coaster, we have the cure!
A powerful formula (invented by the very people that welcome weakness) is packed into a discreet little box of gum. Amazingly, it tastes like peppermint!
This gum was developed by HUD (under 14 interlocking cross-gender block grants) Tax credits are also available for significant purchases.
Sadly, our gum does not yet offer a permanent cure, but until that funding is arranged in Congress, we have plenty of boxes to sell.
Each box contains 8 pieces.