I Kissed a Republican Gum
It was an innocent kiss...a peck really.
But here was this person reading Barron's at Starbucks, tanned by the Cayman Islands sun, and going on about an idea that had turned into an unbelievable cash cow.
With better judgment, you might have guessed you were sitting opposite a Republican!!
Before it's too late...before that cash cow turns into your milk cow on a remote farm in North Dakota...try our I Kissed a Republican gum. In most cases, you can cleanse your soul with a single piece, but we include a box anyway.
Great party favors, by the way!