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Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

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Her rule was never posted on the refrigerator. We just knew it by heart, and feared the back-end of an axe handle if we ever forgot her axiom.

Mom said "...NEVER touch yourself down there." And she wasn't kidding. Scratching your nose, your ear, or even your well-clothed bum might pass, but if she saw you scratching your genitals at Grandma's, she'd throw you through a screen door, then make you fix it. To honor her (failed) crusade we offer Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer. With the first squirt, you'll feel redemption itself!

Our recipe kills 99.9% of Netherland Germs, and while that might not meet Mom's standards, it meets ours. Great for party favors. For quantity discounts, look above. But be careful not to look below.

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