It's a fact. Your ability to recall significant events in your life will fade with time. Memories can get swept between the sheets, as it were.
The guys who promised they'd always respect you, and the men you promised to remember...well, after time they begin to morph into mush.
That's why we offer this remarkable spray! With a single squirt on your tongue, your brain may begin to sort out the former fun. Be careful though, you could die laughing.
Peppermint Flavor .25 fl. oz./ 7.5ml. A hilarious gift for your promiscuous best friends.