Oh yeah...we've been to that rodeo too.
Seven years on, and it's Tuesday night. That means chicken pot pie, followed by homework with the kids. Lights out by ten. No smoochie-smoochie.
May we suggest a very easy variance? Slip into nothing but your old raincoat, and don one of our fake-o mustaches. Choose Rogue, Scoundrel, Casanova, Bandit..whatever floats your boat. Don't forget a libation.
Wednesday? You may skip dinner entirely!
12 self-adhering mustaches. Great for theater, parties, spying and marriage.